Turtle Croakies
A frog, a cat and a hobgoblin walk into a bar…in the Jurassic period. Nope…not kidding. Okay, maybe it wasn’t really a bar. But it was definitely the local drinking establishment. For dinasaurs…
My old mentor, Alice Parker is back, and she’s brought a problem with her. A big one. One that’s already testing the sprites’ ability to keep it in alfalfa and dandelions.
It turns out that Alice has been on the run for a minute, trying to protect a magical tortoise from an ancient sorceress who wants it for herself. You might be wondering why anybody would want to steal a tortoise. Well, if you had the chance to travel through time at the push of a button, or rather the press of a turtle’s shell, would you take it?
Yeah, me neither. I have enough trouble dealing with this time and world… But clearly we aren’t all diabolical magic users bent on our own empowerment. I mean, the possibilities for evil are unending if one can time-hop at will.
Luckily, I have two cats, two frogs and a hobgoblin to help me stave off the latest crisis. The only question is…what am I going to do with a former KoA who was as ineffectual at the Keeper’s job as the goddess’s ripped pantyhose are at holding water. The only thing she’d been worse at was training me!
And, more importantly, now that she’s here…how am I going to get rid of her?
Holy turtle trousers, this Keeper gig gets tougher by the day…or the millennia!
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