#MySexySaturday – Blue Screened, Fun & Sexy IR Contemporary Romance

SC_BlueScreened_promosize

Bliss Drake has blue screened. Suffering from a broken heart and a dead computer, she finds herself standing in the middle of an electronics store nursing sweaty palms and lusty thoughts.

Tall, dark, and sexy, Brad Hoffman is a self-proclaimed nerd. When the beautiful black woman with a serious fear of computers starts talking about flinging herself into a display case at his favorite electronics store, he’s happy to offer his…erm…services.

Together they’ll either make her hard drive hum…or turn it into a steaming pile of melted carbon. It’s time to find out just how good a nerd Mr Tall, Dark and Sexy is!

~~*~~

“I’ll make you a deal. I’ll work on your computer if you’ll bring it to my home.”

Bliss was shaking her head before he spoke the last word. She barely knew the man. And he was way too hard to resist! Her alarmed heart clenched in panic. “I can’t do that.”

“Why not?”

“I don’t even know you.”

“Oh. I see your point. I can give you references.”

Bliss chuckled. “Personal or professional references?”

“Professional. Being a consummate woman beater, drug user, and heavy drinker, I find the personal kind harder to come by.”

Bliss snorted. “That’s really too bad.”

“Yes, it is. But wait! If you give me a few hours I could probably beat a reference out of the elderly woman next door. I figure she has it coming. I’ve seen how she looks at me…”

BUY LINKS:

Amazon.com: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00UXLNWHE/?tag=wwwsamcheever-20

Amazon.ca: http://www.amazon.ca/Blue-Screened-Contemporary-Interracial-Romance-ebook/dp/B00UXLNWHE/?tag=wwwsamcheev0d-20

Amazon.uk: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Blue-Screened-Contemporary-Interracial-Romance-ebook/dp/B00UXLNWHE/?tag=wwwsamcheever-21

Barnes & Noble: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/books/1121485940?ean=2940151606479

Kobo Books: https://store.kobobooks.com/en-US/ebook/blue-screened-bwwm-contemporary-interracial-romance

All Romance eBooks: https://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-bluescreened-1765683-168.html

Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/528654

Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details/Sam_Cheever_Blue_Screened_BWWM_Contemporary_Interr?id=eSZ3BwAAQBAJ

 

Now back to My Sexy Saturday!

Posted in Blog Hop, Contemporary Romance, Just for Fun, My Sexy Saturday | Tagged , , , , , | 1 Comment

Sam’s Sunday Snippets – Blue Screened

SC_BlueScreened_promosize

Bliss Drake has blue screened. Suffering from a broken heart and a dead computer, she finds herself standing in the middle of an electronics store nursing sweaty palms and lusty thoughts.

Tall, dark, and sexy, Brad Hoffman is a self-proclaimed nerd. When the beautiful black woman with a serious fear of computers starts talking about flinging herself into a display case at his favorite electronics store, he’s happy to offer his…erm…services.

Can a computer-phobic beauty and a sexy nerd ever sync up? Only if they can cobble together the right bits ‘n bytes!!

heart

Five Siren Stones from Cia, Siren Book Reviews!

“…melted my hard drive. Bliss tickled my funny bone. Her reaction to technology is the epitome of natural fear of the unknown. I fully expected her to keep her dinosaur running even though she had the perfect opportunity scoring the sexiest man alive.

Intelligent and sexy Brad had me drooling from the get go. Add in the fact that he built the perfect software and is a lover of dogs and I was hooked.

I thoroughly enjoyed this read.”

heart

“Do you like dogs?”

Bliss could tell by the slight narrowing of his gaze and the overly offhand way he asked it that the question wasn’t a casual one. Her response was important to him.

She decided to be honest. “I don’t know. I’ve never been around them.”

He looked incredulous. “Are you kidding me?”

Bliss shrugged. “No.”

A bee buzzed past and Bliss jumped, swiping a hand through the air with a little squeal of alarm.

Brad reached out and grabbed her hand. “Don’t swipe at it. If you leave it alone it will leave you alone.” Awareness sparked where his heated skin touched hers and throbbed between her legs. Bliss was shocked by the strength of her reaction to him.

As she began circling to keep an eye on the buzzing insect, Brad touched her shoulder. “Let’s go into the house, shall we?” He’d pitched his voice low and soothing, as if he were dealing with a shoe addict at a flip flop sale.

She didn’t care. At that moment all she wanted was to get inside four walls. Nature terrified her. She was convinced that it had been created only for taking pictures to hang on walls. No reasonable person actually lived in it. It was much too dirty and uncontrollable, with bugs and other things that bit and stung.

“Great idea. Let’s go inside.”

He grinned and Bliss realized how desperate she’d sounded. “Is the computer in your car?”

“Oh…yes…sorry. It’s on the backseat.”

Brad set Sissy down and opened the driver’s side door, flipping the seat forward to grab the laptop sitting on the tiny back seat. “You ever put anybody in this seat?”

Bliss had been staring worriedly toward the house, a low-slung brick ranch whose walls seemed almost to rattle from the sound of barking coming from inside. She frowned, answering him without turning around. “Occasionally. Why?”

Slamming the door closed, he tucked the machine under one arm and placed a hand under her elbow, guiding her toward the front door. “I wouldn’t put anybody I cared about in that torture device. It’s barely big enough for Sissy.”

Bliss finally shifted her worried gaze away from the rambunctious goings-on inside the house and favored him with a slow grin. “I didn’t. I put my sister-in-law, Becca, in there. Trust me, she deserved it.”

“Okay.” He laughed, “You’re definitely going to have to tell me about this Becca.”

“Not until we know each other better. Much better,” she told him with a laugh. Then she realized he might take that wrong and started to explain. But Brad opened the front door just then and Bliss forgot what she was going to say as a wall of fur and slobber shot out and surrounded her.

“No!”

Bliss wasn’t sure if he was yelling at her or the dogs.

She squealed and tried to dance backward on her three inch heels. The wall of dogs followed her, barking so loudly she was pretty sure no one would even hear her screams as they killed and ate her.

As she stepped off the sidewalk onto the grass, her heel sunk into the dense grass and deeper, embedding itself in the dirt. That’s when a small deer with one, blue eye rose up on its massive hind legs and placed its giant paws on her chest, barking enthusiastically into her face. She started going down, arms flailing and mouth open in a breathless scream.

Brad tried to grab her, but he was juggling the laptop and trying to keep Sissy and another tiny dog from being trampled and he couldn’t reach her in time. Bliss went down hard on her back in the soft grass, her skirt up around her hips and her knees all akimbo, and gasped as several tiny dogs landed on her chest and started slavering her with wet, pink tongues.

With the wind knocked out of her lungs, and terror sucking any air she might have managed to gasp right out of her chest, she didn’t even have the strength to fight the tongues laving her face. Clamping her lips tightly closed, she focused instead on trying to keep them out of her mouth and just lay there making desperate, little mewling sounds, as what felt like about a hundred dogs danced around and over her limp, broken body.

BUY LINKS:

Amazon.com: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00UXLNWHE/?tag=wwwsamcheever-20

Amazon.ca: http://www.amazon.ca/Blue-Screened-Contemporary-Interracial-Romance-ebook/dp/B00UXLNWHE/?tag=wwwsamcheev0d-20

Amazon.uk: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Blue-Screened-Contemporary-Interracial-Romance-ebook/dp/B00UXLNWHE/?tag=wwwsamcheever-21

Barnes & Noble: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/books/1121485940?ean=2940151606479

Kobo Books: https://store.kobobooks.com/en-US/ebook/blue-screened-bwwm-contemporary-interracial-romance

All Romance eBooks: https://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-bluescreened-1765683-168.html

Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/528654

Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details/Sam_Cheever_Blue_Screened_BWWM_Contemporary_Interr?id=eSZ3BwAAQBAJ

Posted in Contemporary Romance, New Release, Reading and Books, Sam's Sunday Snippets | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Tina Donahue’s Sexy Upcoming Release! Freeing the Beast

FreeingTheBeast72lg (2)

FREEING THE BEAST

(Book One – Taming the Beast series)

Erotic Paranormal

by Tina Donahue

Please support my Thunderclap campaign: http://thndr.it/1z2lkHH

Buy Links:

Amazon: http://amzn.to/1z1GIIk

Samhain: http://bit.ly/1C3HCas

B&N: http://bit.ly/1zaLecb

Available for pre-order February 8 – click here

Ready to read March 10

________

Blurb:

No more Mr. Nice Guy

Magic is Becca Salt’s business, but it ain’t happening in her bedroom. The half-witch proprietress of From Crud to Stud performs miracle makeovers for paranormal creatures. Once she’s done with them, they’re out the door hunting for hot babes, not hanging around for a too-curvy, plain Jane like her.

Her newest client is hot, hung, mouthwatering perfection. What could she possibly improve upon?

Eric Diletto. Descendant of Cupid, bred for courtship, courtesy, and all that other gentlemanly junk. What has it gotten him? Dumped time and again for bad boys. He needs Becca’s help for an entirely different reason—regression therapy to release his inner beast. Grrrr.

Two potions later, they’re crawling all over each other. Becca aches for a man who loves her as she is, not because he’s under the influence. But Eric isn’t as impaired as she thinks. And he intends to take Becca here, there, and everywhere—anything to convince her his desire isn’t just the potions talking.

Product Warnings

A witchdoctor’s nightmare. Contains potions with weird side effects, a sorceress with limited magical skills and a yearning heart, plus a minor god who wants to get down and dirty. Bad, bad boy!

Excerpt:

He gaped at the claw marks on the walls, the padded table with extensions for arms and legs with leather restraints dangling from both areas. In other words, the props for an executioner’s wet dream.

Eric circled the table. “You’re going to strap me to this?”

Becca closed the door and locked it. She heard Constance and Heather move closer immediately, their shoes tapping the floor. “It’s for your protection…and mine. It’s in the contract.” She held it up to remind him. “Page fifty-two, right above where you initialed it.”

He seemed sorry he had. “How much of my beast are you going to pull out?”

“Only a little,” she promised. “If there’s any at all.”

“There is.” He appeared offended that she kept questioning it. “There has to be. I’m a guy, all right?”

Becca wasn’t about to argue with him. He’d worn a navy tee and battered jeans that didn’t hide one muscle on his gorgeous body. She sagged against the door, needing it for support. Even his feet were luscious, nice and big, his toes long, coming right to the edges of his leather sandals.

Given that this was a weekday, he must have taken off from work because he didn’t know what to expect.

Join the club. She murmured, “What do you do?”

He stopped fingering the wrist restraints. “Do?”

“At your job.”

“Oh. I’m a financial analyst. I make sure my extended family’s investments are sound. Were you thinking of investing?”

Before he whipped out his business card, Becca shook her head. “How aggressive do financial analysts get?”

“In their recommendations?”

“While they’re at work. Once I’ve pulled out some of your inner beast…that is, if there is any to pull—”

“Haven’t I already said there is? Don’t you worry. I don’t have to be a pussycat at work.” He hooked his thumbs into his front pockets. “Let’s get started.”

A lock of hair had fallen over his forehead. The rest of those sun-kissed waves were mussed as though he’d just rolled off a woman and out of bed. He was rumpled and all male. Hotter than sin. With just a smidgen of his inner beast liberated, he’d be irresistible to every female on planet earth and beyond.

Damn him.

“Becca?”

On watery legs, she forced herself to the sink to mix her mom’s potions. “Take off your clothes.”

“What? Why?”

An image flashed in her mind of him tugging the stretchy boxers up his thighs, but only after she’d gotten a good look at his stuff. She wanted to see it again. Was that so damn bad? “Sorry, didn’t know you were modest.”

“I’m not. But I am curious.”

Becca put the bottle of cloves and apple seeds next to the Bordeaux, stalling for a good lie. At last, she had it. “I need to see the potion’s effect on every part of your body.” She turned. “All right?”

He stared at his groin. “By every part do you mean…”

“Nope. Just your skin.” She hoped.

He sighed in obvious relief and ditched his clothes, tossing them on one of the institutional chairs. Naked, unashamed and exceedingly well hung, he faced her.

The world stopped.

Slabs of firm, hard muscle draped his frame, all golden skin with no trace of a tan line. He swam or sunbathed in the nude and was more gorgeous than any Greek god Becca had read about in her literature classes.

“What now?” he asked.

“Huh?”

“What happens now?”

Not what Becca wanted, that was for sure. “Turn around.”

He frowned. “Why?”

So she’d quit seeing herself on her knees, his glorious shaft in her palms. She’d sniff it first, then his balls, finally his thick thatch of hair, needing to drown in his scent. He’d smell of the outdoors and something masculine. She’d moan. He’d smile, then push to his toes as she licked his wiry curls and tasted his crown, lapping it as she would a scoop of decadent fudge ice cream, savoring the bead of moisture glistening on the small slit. His pre-come. Already excited, he’d go over the moon with her slavish attention, his rod growing longer and harder and…

Becca stifled a needy whimper and continued to lie, “So you don’t see the secret ingredients I’m using.”

“Would I even recognize them?”

“You might.”

“Then they’re normal.”

“Define normal.”

________

*** CONTEST ALERT ***

a Rafflecopter giveaway

__________

pic3

About Tina:

(You know you want to know!):

I’m an award-winning, bestselling novelist in erotic, paranormal, contemporary and historical romance for Samhain Publishing, Ellora’s Cave, Siren Publishing, Booktrope, and Kensington. Yay! Booklist, Publisher’s Weekly, Romantic Times and numerous online sites have praised my work, and trust me, I’m forever grateful for that. I’ve had my books reach finals in the EPIC competition, one title was named Book of the Year at a review site, and others have won awards in RWA-sponsored contests. I’m actually featured in the 2012 Novel & Short Story Writer’s Market. Talk about feeling like a freaking star. Before my writing career, I was the editor of an award–winning Midwestern newspaper and worked in Story Direction for a Hollywood production company. Outside of being an admitted and unrepentant chocoholic, I’ve flown a single-engine plane (scary stuff), rewired an old house using an electricity for dummies book, and have been known to moan like Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally whenever I’m eating anything Mexican or Italian. Yeah, I like to eat (burp).

You can check me out here – yes, I am everywhere!

FB Fanpage: http://on.fb.me/1ChWdD7

Email: tina@tinadonahue.com
Website: http://bit.ly/15Xy6LI

Blog: http://bit.ly/1yRB9k9

Goodreads: http://bit.ly/1wFmIu6

Twitter: http://bit.ly/1ziy4IU

Facebook: http://on.fb.me/1Dl8DHy

Triberr: http://bit.ly/1CE2ec7

Pinterest: http://bit.ly/1yFLeMx

Amazon author page: http://amzn.to/1ChWFkO

My page at TRR: http://bit.ly/1vb7eEc

EC Author Page: http://bit.ly/1Dh9wor

Samhain Author Page: http://bit.ly/1Bvw6mL

Sweet ‘n Sexy Divas: http://bit.ly/1ChWN3K

Romance Books 4 US: http://bit.ly/1JPtfeS

 

Teasers!!

Freeing the Beast - Teaser 1

Freeing the Beast - Teaser 2

Posted in Coming soon!, Erotic Paranormal, Guest Author | Tagged , , , , , , | 2 Comments